Astrological fashion

I stopped watching Project Runway awhile back, but I had to read this on astrological fashion. The question is, what does this have to do with the sign it's designed for?

"Suede and Jerry worked on this hideous "Libra" outfit."

Ehhh... other than too much droopy and looks more like I Dream Of Jeannie, it could be a lot worse. It's dreamy-Libra-ish.

"Leanne and Emily designed this "Scorpio" ensemble together, and seemed to "get" the concept of "avant garde."

Not bad for a Scorp. The colors are right, anyway. Not sure what's with the Black Widow drape, it looks awkward.

"Korto and Kelly made this beautiful "Aquarius" dress that was even prettier in the back."

That's definitely Aquarian.

"Joe and Daniel worked on this volcanic "Aries" gown, which actually is not terrible, considering the competition."

Well, the colors seem right, anyway. I do wonder if she can walk in the meringue. Aries needs to do some steppin', fast. In short, skirt needs pruning, top is nice.

"There was a part in the episode when Kenley said, "I'm just having fun and some girls don't like that." But what Kenley needs is a heaping spoonful of shut the fuck up. She is so argumentative on the runway, it's embarrassing. Because it's ultimately disrespectful! Anyway, this dress is "Aquarius." See the water-bearer influence? Me neither. Unless the sleeves are canteens."

I second this. It ain't Aquarius. It's like Virgo from hell. Also, UGLY.

"Jerell and Jennifer worked together on this "Sagittarius" outfit. See the arrow in her hair? Previous ProjRun contestants picked this as the winner. Desperate times."

Okay, it's a little reminiscent of a horse. Otherwise....no. Bad fabric on the skirt, the sparkly looks like shit, high waist looks good on no one.

"Blayne's garment is like a Cirque du Soleil performer had a terrible accident and fell in a vat of cotton candy. Bye, bye, Blayne."

I don't even know what this is, and couldn't guess. What's Barbarella's sign?

"I actually liked Terri's "Leo" ensemble better when it had a fur collar on it, but maybe that's because I like The Wiz. So long, Terri. Ease on down the road."

Well, that is pretty Leo-ish. I can't argue with that.

I would vote Aquarius #1 for the win.