Daily Bedpost weekly horoscope
Huh. The Scorpios are instructed to NOT have sex this week or they will get an STD. OY. Taurus is perhaps even scarier this week, though not for that reason:
It's major decision time this week, so dig a little deeper than usual. This decision may change the rest of your life (or at least the rest of your summer), so try not to base your choice on fleeting factors, like six-packs and six-pack abs. Get a spine and make the grown-up choice, ya big wuss.
