Disturbing monthly horoscopes
This may be a baffling month, with all sorts of shocks, surprises, and mixed messages, so you'll need to take time to sort out all you hear. Things may not be quite as they seem, and should you feel a little overwhelmed at times, step back and take time to think.
Uh-oh.
Hm, maybe.September will be neatly sliced in two, with love and friendship to be your focus during the first half, and your work and your health and fitness the focus in the second half. In a way, it may seem like two months rolled into one.
Let's start at the top of the month. The new moon that arrived late last month on August 30, in your house of true love, will still be strong in the first week of September and will turn your thoughts to a person you've been dating. If you've not dated lately, then you'll be motivated to change the ways you've tried to meet people. If you are single and hope to meet someone new, you will have the edge at that new moon, doubly so if your birthday falls within five days of April 27.
This new moon appeared very close to Saturn, so that suggests you are about to make a serious, long-term decision about your love life. If you have been dating, then it will be about the person you've been dating. If you are single and not dating, then Saturn will make you discriminating, yet practical and realistic, about whom you start to date. If you sense the person isn't really serious about a long-term alliance, you may leave.
Hmmm, nope.
On September 3, Saturn will conjoin the Sun, a rather sobering influence. This is not an easy aspect, for icy Saturn will move over the Sun's fire in your house of true love and children. If you are dating, you will know instantly if you've been realistic about your current relationship, for that's Saturn's job - to make you practical. If you've been living a fantasy (and it's easy to do that in love - which of us has not at times?) then it will seem as though someone turned on the fluorescent lights in your life - the glare may be hard to take.
The Sun also rules your home in the solar Taurus chart, so you may have to make a decision about where to live or about whether you can afford to buy a house or renovate, or concerning other domestic, family, or home-related questions.
If you are single and dating and had planned to move in with your lover, you may have second thoughts about doing so on September 3. Saturn wants you to have contingency plans, so it may not be wise to give up your present apartment, even for economic reasons. Keep your place empty or rent it to a friend (if allowed). Or, don't move at all. You can still be together a great deal without moving in.
Well, given that I had to sign a lease six months ago, choosing whether or not to move NOW is a non-goer.
The fifth house, where Saturn will meet the Sun on September 3, also rules creativity. You may find that someone in authority has harsh words to say about one of your artistic projects. That's always tough to hear. If you don't agree with the criticism, let the words roll off you and remain true to your own instincts. If, being honest with yourself, you feel you might benefit from all or part of what is said to you, take it and use it to your benefit. Don't become crushed by it - in a few days you probably won't even remember this episode.
How'd she know I have writer's group THAT DAY?! Well, DUH, someone will have harsh words to say. That's the point.
There is one other possible manifestation of Saturn's influence on September 3. The fifth house rules pregnancy, so if you have had problems with conception or pregnancy, be sure to get plenty of rest. Listen to all your doctor's advice too, as it would not be the time to deviate - follow all the advice to the letter.
Bwahahahahahahahah.
The very next day, September 4, Jupiter and the Sun will be at lovely angles. Jupiter will be in your travel sector, and the Sun in your creative sector. You may get a call from an overseas client about an opportunity to export your talents abroad. Or, you may travel far on this day. If the latter is the case, you'll do very well, and your cup of good fortune will runneth over!
Ironically, that's a day I am NOT traveling...but lots of it to come AFTER that day.
Difficult aspects will hit at mid-month and I am sorry to have to say this. This time, on September 12, you may hear a shocking surprise about a lover or child when Uranus will oppose the Sun.
Don't have any! I'm in the clear! Woot!
On the heels of this, at the full moon on September 15, Uranus will conjunct the full moon, directing your attention to a friend. These two aspects, falling so close, will overlap and could be quite jarring. When it comes to Uranus, you can never accurately predict the outcome.
A friend may be in crisis and need your urgent help, or you may find that the board members of a club you belong to (or hope to join) will act erratically or strangely for some reason. It is also possible that in an extreme manifestation of this trend, a friend will betray you. Let's hope this aspect won't apply to you.
Well, I'll be utterly away from friends by then (across the country), so I think not. Or at least I couldn't do squat about it.
The moon in any chart also rules home, family, and the overall domestic condition, so a situation may arise there and will be part of the discussion, too. Again something seems to happen suddenly, without warning.
Uh-oh. I hope that means they're not spraying for anything while I'm gone again.
As you get into the second half of September, your office, store, or studio - your workplace - will be very busy, for Mars will circulate in your sixth house of new assignments all month. If you were hoping to take a vacation, it seems not to be possible, for your boss will need all hands on deck.
Well, I'm going on vacation in the first half, so NYAH.
At any rate, isn't this kind of a "duh" thing in September?
Mercury will retrograde in this same work assignment house, so you may find you have to go over completed work and fix flaws.
That's a good chunk of what I do already.
You can expect even more assignments to arrive once the new moon arrives September 29.
Wow, she totally knows what I work in!!!11!!!
Co-workers will be very cheery and helpful during the first three weeks, bless them, so at work you should feel none of the tension that you might be feeling in your personal life. If you like, you can ask a pal in the next cubicle for a favor on September 11 and expect a positive, caring response. On that day, your ruler, Venus, will contact Mars - that's lovely. In fact, you may even discover a flirtation with a co-worker, and it may even last!
Hah, no.
The month holds more intricate twists and turns than a Hitchcock movie and you'll have to use a scorecard to keep up. When at one point it looks like things are going to the dogs, the next minute you'll turn optimistic and feel as though you are headed to the top of the world again. To say your emotions will be all over the place is an understatement.
You won't be alone. A host of dramatic planetary alignments will be having a similar effect on just about everyone. With everyone feeling a bit manic, you can imagine how wild September will be at times!
Oh joy.
Let's have a look at the month from the top. The new moon that occurred last month, on August 30, will still be exerting a strong pull on you as the month opens, and this new moon will focus you strongly on your friends. You will be meeting many new people, and you have the option of making a new friend or two and to strengthen the bonds with friends you have now.
If your birthday falls on October 31, plus or minus four days, you will feel this expansive new influence the most and will be in the best position to take advantage of it. People you cultivate now will open up new vistas. Working to help a charity, club, or other organization or special constituency will help you to develop leadership skills.
There is one day that may prove to be somber as the month opens, September 3. The meeting of the Sun to Saturn will occur then, and is considered a very weighty aspect. At that time a friend may face a very difficult situation and ask for your help. It won't be a problem that's easy to solve - you will need to listen closely so you can help research options.
Oh great, more fucking soap opera.
Alternatively, on or near September 3, you may volunteer for a very complex and responsible position on a club, charity, or board (such as the condo or tenants committee). Heading this committee would raise your status substantially, but you may be very concerned about whether you can handle all the responsibility you have taken on. If you feel overwhelmed, talk to committee members to see how you can best divide the work.
Note to self: keep mouth shut at writer's group meeting if asked to do anything.
At the very same time, near September 3, you will be hit with a great deal of work at the office, and juggling both could be quite a task. Your professional profile seems very high these days, so naturally you'll want to keep your output as polished as possible. Juggling all will be very difficult, and you may find you return home exhausted and depressed. Get rest - you will be seeing life through a dark filter on this day, and with adequate rest you will soon be your old self again. If a boss criticizes you on September 3, you're likely to go to pieces - everything will take on greater proportions on this day - but try to keep perspective.
Eeeeeesh! Is this a "just stay home in bed" or what?!
There is one other possible outcome of September 3 that I hope will not apply to you. You may have a problem with a friend that distresses you deeply and that could put your whole friendship in jeopardy. Words said now could have very lasting effect. Let's hope this is not the way things play out.
Oh joy.
Both planets hold sway over your finances, so with both turning on their wattage, you will now move into a much more successful phase, one that will allow you to achieve more dramatic and gratifying progress in weeks and months ahead. If you've been frustrated about how little progress with cash flow you've made over the past months, you know why. Now you have reason for an improvement.
Watch for signs of a financial breakthrough, whether large or small, in the days surrounding September 8. You may also get to schedule a trip you had delayed for a long time - you may have put it off to save money!
hah, already going.
Tensions will begin to build in your personal and professional life, however, as you get closer to the full moon, September 15. Your first signal that something is up will be on September 12, when Uranus opposes the Sun. This aspect often produces a powerful, jaw-dropping effect, so whatever you think will happen won't - something else will, and it will be something you could never have anticipated.
On that Friday, September 12, a creative project could bring an unexpected obstacle or sudden change of direction that requires your immediate, urgent attention. You'll feel your reputation is at stake, and it is in a way, so you will need to show how resourceful you are in your response. Alternatively, a major boss or client may suddenly leave, creating havoc in the office. The news will be jarring.
It is also possible that a rather wonderful creative opportunity will arise out of the blue for you and that you'll similarly need to roll rapidly. You seem to be very centered on what has developed all weekend, for the situation will be ongoing Monday.
With changes going on at the office, you'd appreciate a stale romantic life at home but that seems unlikely. At this very same full moon, a romantic relationship or friendship could also bring more surprising, even shocking, developments.
For clarity, if you are married or in a long-term established relationship, you are not likely to feel the effects of all this - the house under consideration will focus more on new love than committed love.
The full moon, on Monday, September 15, plus four days, seems to be tied with events that begin to surface on Friday. On Friday, you have Uranus opposition the Sun. On Monday, Uranus will conjoin the full moon. This time the full moon will culminate in your fifth house of love, creativity, and children, so a personal matter seems to be at the epicenter of your attention.
Whatever occurs will be so unexpected as to knock you off-kilter. With Uranus you never know what to expect, and that's why it's so hard for me to prepare you. It looks to be a shock you don't like involving a lover or friend, but with Uranus, I can't be sure. Certainly I would never describe these aspects as soothing or calming. Electrifying and jolting would seem a more appropriate description. Your job seems bound up with what is going on too, and I can't quite figure out how - but you will see this play out as events rapidly unfold before your eyes.
A lover may be cause for real concern and deep disappointment, or the matter may involve a surprise pregnancy. If you are not dating, however, and this full moon doesn't center you on a creative project or creative people, then you may meet someone new at this time. I am not sure that's good - this person may disappear, only to show up again later, next month. Anyone new you meet at this full moon I am afraid would be quite erratic. Yes, I know, this month you'll need nerves of steel.
Oh joy. Well, if by some miracle I MET SOMEONE, it'd be in the wrong area of the country, so yeah, that would totally disappear. But it's unlikely. Meeting someone when your relative is attached to the hip = not gonna happen.
On or near September 19-22, a career development may come up that will allow you the opportunity to work with someone from your past and it seems that you would package yourself as "partners" to the new company. This will be an intriguing offer, one that would allow you to increase your authority in the industry - see what happens near these dates, and be content to allow talks to play out slowly and gradually.
Eh, someone from the past...please, no.
Mercury will go retrograde in your twelfth house of solitude on September 23 until October 15, so if you need to make a big decision or initiation, you need to either do so in the first week of September or wait until the new moon in Scorpio on October 29. I vote for next month for many reasons - that's your ideal time to act.
Also convenient for NaNoWriMo.
With Mercury out of phase, there's a good chance you will change your mind about a relationship, project, or other big endeavor important to you. Give the matter all the time it deserves. Rushing won't make anything happen any sooner. Mercury in this state indicates that things are in flux and are likely to change in a dramatic way soon. Be smart and wait for the dust to clear. Never plan your initiations to be too close to the start and end dates of the retrograde period, for that's when Mercury will act in his most mischievous ways and produce the most chaotic results. Mercury rules communication, objective thinking, and negotiations - all areas of life that you need to operate in top form. Delays you experience now will benefit you. Trust in that to be true!
Why are the start and end dates of the Mercury retrograde periods the worst to initiate actions? Let me give you a visual example. Imagine a big ocean liner trying to do a u-turn and you will sense how hard it is for a big planet to switch gears and go in the opposite direction. Moving from retrograde to direct creates an enormous energy drain on Mercury, and a lot of static swirls around the planet as he musters all the energy he has to affect the change. That's not a time to do anything important. So don't run up too close to the day Mercury retrogrades, and don't be too quick to jump on activities the day it goes direct.
All month, Mars will be in your most secluded part of your chart, so you'll want to keep to yourself most of the month, thinking, planning, and strategizing about the future. Your time to "go public" will occur next month when Mars goes into Scorpio. Use this month to study all your plans and to root out flaws.
The new moon at month's end will fall on September 29 and have a magical effect on your artistic and imaginative efforts. The twelfth house, which will be so strongly emphasized this month, rules creativity that stems from the very depths of your soul. If you are paid for your ideas, or have a solitary artistic pursuit that is important to you, this new moon will help you come up with highly original ideas.
This new moon will also help you end a habit you've long wanted to end, or to seek help from a professional, friend, or coach about a matter that has troubled you (if that applies). Your dreams may become very vivid over the coming weeks, and if you find this to be true, you'll want to talk those dreams over with a friend to dissect what they might mean. Dreams can be very revealing!
Romantically, this month things could go into the extreme - either very good or very bad. See what happens at the full moon, September 15, plus or minus four days.
If you are single and hoping to meet someone, you might want to be open to a special introduction by a friend or an Internet meeting. Plan your first date, even if it's for coffee, on the very best day of the month for romance, September 11.
Hah, I am working from 8 a.m.-10 p.m. that day. And then I have to pack to leave the next day. NO DATE FOR YOU!