From Bridgett Walther:
Weekly: "Venus moves into your love sector midweek, just before the Full Moon/Lunar Eclipse, promising new developments and a major emphasis on love, pregnancy, kids and pleasure. If you’ve felt left out, that could change. If your relationship has grown stale and moldy, something unexpected could freshen things up rather remarkably. Nothing will be static or predictable in your romantic zone this week. Expect the unexpected. Does that make you nervous – or maybe just a little excited?"
So far, nothing happening.
Monthly: "You’re so ready to do something new and creative. If you’re unattached (or not in love with the one you’re with) you’re ripe for a hot affair. (Of course, you’re a Bull, the fertility symbol of the ages – so when aren’t you ready for a hot affair?) At any rate, you’re in extra lust-induced form this month. This will be apparent to anyone paying attention during the first seven days. You’ve always had sexual issues – maybe you were obsessed with sex or used sex as wampum – or maybe you’ve always been touch-hungry and sex filled that need. On the 4th, Pluto finally goes direct, helping to complete part of an ongoing transformation. In other words, you’ve achieved another personal milestone. That may mean that you’ve finally released a pointless relationship or obsession, or it might mean that you’re finally recognizing your amazing personal power and potency.
New love could hit you like a ton of lifelike blow-up dolls early this month – and not loosen its grip anytime soon. So brace yourself to be smitten with desire and impure thoughts. A Full Moon/Lunar Eclipse on the 7th suggests that the bonds formed now do have staying power and may produce unexpected pregnancies in certain cases. Just be aware, you walking, talking Fertility Symbol.
I just love the "Watch out for unintended pregnancies!" stuff I keep getting for this year. I keep vacillating between thinking, "Yeah, well, I have REALLY GOOD birth control" and "Unless God gets me pregnant, anyway."
Meanwhile, I am laughing my head off of "New love could hit you like a ton of lifelike blow-up dolls." Oh dear god.
On to Scorpio:
The 7th brings a Full Moon/Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, strongly suggesting that a creative or romantic endeavor is coming together or has come full circle.