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Well, that's a contrast.

Taurus (April 19-May 20)
You may fear that you've entered a sexless phase of your life. In the normal sense of office hanky panky this may be true, but something much more interesting is developing. I would propose that offering yourself in sexual service is the way to make the best use of this astrology. Nearly everyone wants to get sex; very few people want to give the stuff away. Even fewer would recognize this on the level of a spiritual gift. And yes, if you want, you do have the option of voluntarily doing no sex at all. At least it will be easy.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 22)
Yours is the sign of sex. Even someone who has never heard of astrology hears the word "Scorpio" and thinks of someone's pelvis wiggling. However, Mars is now in Virgo, and it's conjunct Saturn. Among other things, that makes you a kind of sex symbol among your friends. You may be saying, what else is new? But at the moment, you seem determined to inflict damage on the prevailing social norm of everyone trying to act like a priest or a nun. Call them out on that one.