Holiday horoscope
"Scorpio—Other peoples’ nervous breakdowns set you on
edge. When did you become your brother’s keeper? Surprise, Scorpio! The
Universe is calling on you to perform service to your family and
friends. You may wonder what makes you so special. I’ll tell you. Your
innate strength makes you best suited right now to prop up some shaky
situations. Consider it an honor that the Universe recognizes this in
you."
God, that's how it goes every bloody year.