This is why daily horoscopes are useless, folks

I'm not a big believer in 'em- if you know anything in astrology beyond your sun sign you'll know why (there's too much detail in each individual chart for a general outlook to work for everyone).

But also, for stuff like this:

Taurus:
Finally, your persistence will pay off. At long last, what you’ve been waiting for. Yes, it’s true, it’s been a long time coming, but believe us, it will have been worth the wait. We won’t lie you to you Taurus, we were worried there for a while, but you’re finally going to get what you deserve. A real, live, human date. Maybe even on Saturday if you’re lucky. Halle-freakin’-lujah.

The words "not holding my breath" come to mind. (Valentine's Day is a huge jinx for me even beyond my usual Venus/Saturn issues.) The Scorpio one seems a lot more me:

Don’t settle just to get a date on Saturday. It’s like Amanda Jones says at the end of Some Kind of Wonderful: “I’d rather be alone for the right reasons than with someone for the wrong ones.”

Happily, I shall be too busy to care that day anyway.