This week's Michael Lutin
Next week in review: Actually, it seems to be more of the year 2007.
TAURUS 2007
what you still have to work on –looking after family business
As fucking always.
you will be supported financially for ventures, inheritance and even sex
Uh, what?
It's kind of ironic that given all the deaths in the family, all I have inherited is a few pieces of furniture. Well, I'd presumably do well in inheritance if both of my parents were dead, but that's about it.
Sex, hahahahahahahahahah.
you look for release in children and/or love affairs that go nowhere
Am baffled on the children thing, but god knows the other has been true.
what spooks you most? Being considered just a pal and not a hot lover
Eh, there's scarier things out there than that.
what you love to do–get personal attention (don't deny it)
your obsession this year is a perfectly high school romantic view of yourself,
Heeeeeeeee. Maybe? I'm always so frigging high school.
the path to joy in 2007 –do something for humanity for God's sake
Um. I am not a humanitarian. I am a "leave me the fuck alone so I can go hide on an island" person.
For all Tauruses in 2007 especially those born in
1914,1951, 69–-70. 88-89
Love is supposed to warm you up, raise your fever, boil your bananas, not leave you feeling cold and empty and unsatisfied.
Gee, ya think? Course, they say the same thing about family, so...meh.
True enough it takes a lot to satisfy a Taurus. You need a lotta lotta lovin’, and frankly it doesn’t look as if one little person is going to be able to give you all you need.
I can't argue with that. This is why I am polyamory-friendly. Not that I have done that since the 90's, but expecting one person to be everything leads to badness even if you do monogamy.
This in no way impugns your deep sense of loyalty or commitment, because darn it! you can be loyal and committed. It’s just that you’ve got this search for the absolutely pure, unspoiled, spotless love thing, and because of that you could put way too much energy in a love object or your kids whom you ex[ect way too much from. You can be picky and critical, especially when the shine rubs off and you see that once again you have projected onto your child or your most recent love object a set of blueprints from which it is virtually impossible to construct a real relationship.
Yup. I can't deny that.
It’s possible that at least for this year you have a destiny that involves a love has to include all the beings of this world.
Hah.
What if you have a contribution to make that is meaningful ven if it is NOT romantic? That’s a great moment to wake up to.
Okay, that's not bad. But I am decidedly not Angelina Jolie here.
SCORPIO
8-15 jan
You'd better believe in teh constant flow of Prosperity and the BOuntiful Universe and all that, because you will be spending a lot of money now and probably going mental over it. Family member under teh weather? Try to attend to it, although with the career thing so pressing it's hard to divide yoruself properly.
Spending a lot of money and going mental- YES. It's January, which means I have to spend a lot of money. Living in a town that runs on the quarter system, it means all of your major bills come due in October, January, April, and July.
2007
still have to keep working on--- staying on top anddealing with politics
you will be supported –when you accept yourself as wealthy and prosperous
Uh....?????
where you constantly look for release– with friends and groups of people who bore you
In a way?
what spooks you–intimate love relationships, coping with kids and losing your freedom
A-FUCKING-MEN!
what you love to do– busy yourself with humanity’s problems
Um, no.
your obsession–freedom from emotions you can't control
True.
the path to joy in 2007 –can you believe it? Love and children
No, I cannot believe it.
For all Scorpios, especially those born in
1913-14,1950-51,1969, from nov 9th in 1987, all in 1988
When it comes right down to love or dealing with little kids, you know you’re not as comfortable with old friends as you used to be, mainly because what you need now is not to hang around with people you no longer have much in common with. Yes you hang on. Why?
Well, in those cases it's along the lines of "slim pickins around here." Though this isn't as bad as it used to be. Thank the gods for writing group and people like that.
"It’s just that something in you is so reluctant to going into the deep water and really giving over to your heart’s desire now. You need it and you need it bad. . You’re so terrified of drowning, metaphorically speaking.
True. It's not like things go well when I go into the water.
As sex-oriented and romantic (in some cases either crazed or phobic). You sometimes hang on for dear life to associations and friends who give you advice you will eventually be unable to follow.In 2007 there will be no more clinging to good sound sensible practical rational prescriptions to save yourself from your need to grow up, dive into the deep end of the pool, and learn to swim. So go ahead. Sit there in the health club juice bar and go on and on about how important it is to maintain your independence. Your denial cannot last very long, however, because after a while you’ll feel the pull, like the ocean tugging at you. Loving deeply and fully does cause you to be a little sick, the feeling everybody wants to have until they have it. .
You try to cook up all sorts of global let’s-clean-the-environment-let’s-heal-the-world goals in an effort to reduce the time you have to be three hundred feet underwater with a cloying intimacy everybody would love to enjoy. Enjoy 2007!