You'd think this sounds fun, but...

Today's Daily Fix:

TODAY
NOW PLAYING
IN EVERYONE'S LIFE ON SOME LEVEL

(picture of "Swept Away" poster)

IF YOU'RE OPEN TO IT
WHETHER IT'S APPROPRIATE OR NOT
EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN UP
AND CARRIED OFF
OUT OF YOUR LIFE
EVEN FOR A MOMENT
MIRACLES HAVE TO HAPPEN
GIFTS FROM THE UNIVERSE
BLESSINGS YOU'D NEVER EXPECT IN A MILLION YEARS
OH, IT'S RARE
BUT IT HAPPENS
IF YOU'RE OPEN TO IT
WHEN MOON AND JUPITER TRINE URANUS
THERE'S A NICE SURPRISE FOR YOU ON
NEXT WEEK IN REVIEW PAGE CLICK HERE.

Unfortunately, what's in the next week in review?

Taurus:

A MOST UNUSUAL RELATIONSHIP
CREATIVE, SPIRITUAL AND DEEP
MAKE IT A FRIENDSHIP

28 aug- 3 sept

You're likely to get it all mixed up and think it's romantic love, but it will turn out to be friendship. You need love and you need the glitz of romance, but in the long run you may come to realize that this period is not going to be all about your personal happiness, but rather your opportunity to open up and make a major contribution to the world. You need love, though, and how you get it is your own affair.

BLEAH FUCKING BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH.

Scorpio:

SO HOT, CREATIVELY AND SEXUALLY

Your independent life means everything to you, mainly because you have to be free and you can't be all tied down and bound up if you want to work for yourself and make your mark in the world. Those issues remain uppermost in your mind, and it's not easy for you to giveu pyour freedom and go take care of little babies or engage in personal affairs. A balance between yourrole as humanitarian/ free lance artist and lover/ parent must be struck. Resistance is futile.

More bleah.