Saturn Return Can Bite Me

This week's AstroBarry

2009-08-10T22:05:03Z

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your heart's true desires are not ambiguous in the slightest. There is what you want—and then there's what you believe you must take (i.e., accept, settle for) out of survival-need 'realism'. I am not going to oversimp...

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Goal-oriented horoscopes

2009-08-06T22:06:11Z

Who'd be interested in this for $4.95? I think I'm still undecided as to whether or not I'd actually use it myself, but others might find it helpful.

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Eclipse scopes

2009-07-20T23:24:37Z

Here. Taurus: While people may have questioned your judgement in the past, they have generally left your sanity alone, save for the occasional shoe binge, but that’s for another column/time. On this full moon however, your mental capacities are ...

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Christmas horoscopes

2008-12-22T23:56:18Z

Done to song tunes. aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th) Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? No, auld acquaintance be called up, It's ex-booty time! taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th) They'll spoon you when you're sleeping, They'll s...

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This week's AstroBarry

2008-12-01T19:34:18Z

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Before all else, you must rehearse your rallying cry. Know it inside and out. It should be one concise sentence, no more, and fairly sum up the core logic behind why That Big Thing (a.k.a. the relationship, the business, ...

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That's why you can't get shit done today

2008-11-07T23:10:23Z

From Ask Metafilter: Every Friday at work, feel restless. I'm not content to sit at my desk. I feel the need to walk around, do something, get out of the office. I can't seem to focus on work, or accomplish much throughout the day. My weekends are...

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Can't argue with that.

2007-07-19T17:53:20Z

Double Team Psychic Dream: TAURUS April 20-May 20 The image that's coming up psychically for you folksy folks this week is that of an umbilical cord, that creepy, slimy thing that connected you to your mom back in the day. What is your metaphoric...

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